What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Strange and unknown radio waves coming from under the Antarctic ice "defy particle physics" - Earth.com

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

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How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!